COURIER TEE
CARTRIDGE USB
PIN SET / MOON + PARCEL
ROUTE POSTER A2
COURIER CAP
SOUNDTRACK FLOPPY
Demo shop: the cart counts, nothing charges. On a live build this connects to Shopify or Square checkout in one step.
MOON COURIER (1989, Luna Softworks). You are the last delivery courier on a moon that forgot to pay its gravity bill. Sixty levels, one jetpack, and a parcel that must arrive no matter what the craters think.
Three cabinets were built. One is lost, one is in a garage in Fresno, and one is the reason this depot exists.
| RANK | COURIER | DISPATCH | SCORE |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SAM K. | "Tee survived 40 washes. Print did not blink." | 999,120 |
| 2 | RIA | "Pins on my work bag. Three strangers asked." | 874,400 |
| 3 | DEV_TED | "The USB cartridge actually clicks. Perfect." | 701,250 |
| 4 | M+J | "Poster framed over the arcade cab. Correct." | 650,000 |
| 5 | YOU? | "Space reserved for the next dispatch." | ------ |
On a live build, this table is the reviews section: real customer words, arcade rules.
SHIPPING: Earth addresses, 3 to 5 days. Lunar addresses, when the route reopens.
RETURNS: 30 days, no interrogation. The courier always takes the parcel back.
QUALITY: Everything is printed and packed in small batches. If a print is not crisp enough to count the pixels, it does not ship.
This is a Loomwest demonstration build: a fictional brand showing what an interactive, personality-first shop can feel like. Your real products, checkout and policies drop straight in.
DISPATCH DESK: depot@mooncourier.example
SIGNAL: @mooncourier on the usual channels.
Demo contact points route to Loomwest. A live build routes to your inbox, your socials, your phone.
1 item: gravity_bill_1989.pdf (unpaid).
Some things are better left in the trash.